Want to loose your job? End your career

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by doubledragon5, Jul 29, 2010.

  1. doubledragon5

    doubledragon5 Road Train Member

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    Well you have come to the right thread, I have the answer for you. It is simple really just follow these simple steps.

    1) Get a over weight ticket, on your way to your destination. In this case a disposal site to unload your water you just pulled from a oil field site.
    2) Drive down a rural road.
    3) Go through an approaching curve, really fast while arguing with you spouse on the phone.
    4) Take out 6-8 mail boxes, and keep on trucking.
    5) Go to your yard, don't punch out or even report the accident.
    6) Do not show up as schedule the next day, or even call in.
    7) Then try calling up you boss, on your 3rd day asking if they want you to come in to work tonight.

    This is what happened to a guy two weeks ago, who drove my truck on one of my days off. He caused $6,000 in damage to the truck... Then when the company sent him back the ticket for him to pay, he got made and called the company to complain..

    So this folks is the way to go if you want to no longer be a big truck driver.

    Enjoy
     
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  3. blackw900

    blackw900 The Grandfather of Flatbed

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    So.....What did he do wrong?


    Everyone here knows that the driver is always justified no matter what he does because he's paid so badly and treated like dirt...


    I mean....You can't blame a guy for having a bad day, Right?
     
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  4. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    It was the mail boxes....that's Federal violation...brings the FMCSA in...otherwise everything else just a normal day....he just forgot to tell the boss...but I am sure he was "a gonna" in the morning when he brought the truck in for repairs!
     
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  5. Les2

    Les2 Road Train Member

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    So when is he coming back?
     
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  6. blackw900

    blackw900 The Grandfather of Flatbed

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    As soon as he learns to speak english....
     
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  7. Les2

    Les2 Road Train Member

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    I stilld on't see the big seal with #1 and 2. Other than your not supposed to get caught...lol
     
  8. Jfaulk99

    Jfaulk99 Road Train Member

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    So........How much was your fines?:biggrin_2559:
     
  9. doubledragon5

    doubledragon5 Road Train Member

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    Wasn't mine, but his fine was $504..
     
  10. doubledragon5

    doubledragon5 Road Train Member

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    Sure you can, especially when you suppose to have 10yrs of experience...
     
  11. keithterrill

    keithterrill Bobtail Member

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    I wish you were just making this up. However, I know that this occurs. I don't know why? Little gray cells just ain't in that skull?
     
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