You might be a trucker, if...

I have too. more than once.

Ever freak out in a state with a split speed limit when you pass a cop doing 70 and mash the brakes to get down to 55, only to realize you were doing the limit?

 

haha ya and got pulled over wanted to know "what i was so AFRAID of ?" haha must be my guilty conscience

 

i was hauling transfers out of an elevator one night streched out had the dial set on bout 80 and a full grown was sittin in the median blacked out....by the time i saw him i was right on top of him so i just tapped on the brakes to ease out of it not remembering the jakes were still on....man was he pissed....but he sad his radar malfunctioned and he didnt clock me????? i think i woke him up...hehe

 

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES!!! (they piss off cops too!)

 

The wife yells at you that you don't have to stay in the truck lanes, you're in the car!

 

You get stopped by a cop in you 4 wheeler and reach for the log book thats not there.

 

If your at a crowded mall and back into the parking spot after you GOAL. Did that the other day. Im ,y pick up truck that is.

 

Thats friggin hilarious!

 

How do you say Swift in German?

 

You open your car door and do a step up onto the floorboard and wonder why your crotch just hit the roof top.