Just what you wanted to hear
Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by trukngrl, Dec 3, 2010.
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LMAO...very true....
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Broker it out , keep 75% off the top , then admin costs , overhead , sales commision , finders fee , incurred costs , handling , projected profit loss , and then 75 days to pay.
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Ah but in this industry that doesn't happen. You get paid that day everything you are owed
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Cops are never going to hassle you, just tell them you are going to call a U.S. Marshall to come arrest them.
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Ah yes and back roads will never slow you down. The roads will never be icy. You will always get atleast 10 hours sleep uninterrupted because dispatch or the qualcomm will not bother you. You will also not have to worry about some idiot hitting your truck, someone trying to break in, or lot lizards banging on the door. Truck stops will always be clean, their showers will be awesome, and their food will be the best. But, you will not have to worry about that because you will never have to stop at them since you are getting lots of miles. You will never have to wait in the fuel line because some trucker decided he wanted to park close to the door to go in and goof off.
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...and you'll never have to cross a weigh station scale because they'll either be closed or under construction.
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Will I have to pee in a cup?
Barb, in orientation, made a passing comment.
I raised my hand and asked... "What about peeing in a cup?"
She just said... "We won't go there" -
Nope. It's a bottle. You drink out of the cup!
Well...... Unless you want to do that in the cup & then drink out of it. I'm sure some people are into that kind of thing. -
Have you been watching some funny video's or something?
A bottle has such a little opening...
Will I really need that good of aim when I am going 60MPH in the slow lane?
If I am doing my business and a car cuts me off, well, I think I might spill something.
I guess I could just plug it in, and let it hang. But that might make double-clutching a bit awkward.orion3814 Thanks this.
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