The Rollover BFI Award Graphic Arts challenge!

As The title says I am now starting the Rollover BFI Award Graphic Arts Challenge!

This is the best place I could think of to put this thread as "bad company" is the theme of the Rollover BFI award!
The winner wins..
Nothing!
But the knowledge that his art work will be glued, thumb tacked, taped, nailed or stuck with chewing gum to some Owners, CEO's, Dispatchers, safety or front door of a well deserving winner of the Rollover BFI Award!

This award will be the symbol of what a wonderful company you have or are.. ...NOT!
From the way you treat the very people who make the money you all live on! Yes we know that it takes an owner, a safety person, a salesman, a broker and a dispatcher BUT it takes a truck driver to actually pick up and deliver this load for you to make a penny! You can sell all the crapola you want but that truck did not drive itself did it? The team can not win a game if someone doesn't carry the ball across the goal line!

Your treatment of these HUMAN BEINGS is WHY they decided you are a recipient of the Rollover BFI Award!

This is an HONOR that you could sink so low as a human to treat people like sub humans!

Yes I'll admit some drivers are animals but not all of them!

These 1990's pay scams, "Training pay crapola ripoffs", Fleece programs, Per Diem scams, sit on their arses at a shipper, receiver, truck stop with no pay while you still make money sitting on your fat arse in an air-conditioned or heated office while they freeze or roast their butts off for you while waiting for some MORON in that same office to pull their thumb out and get that shipper or receiver to get THEIR job done or look for that elusive load from BFE that some moron in the brokerage department bought a load to while you ALL go home to the same comforts you have at that office while the drivers are getting paid PER MILE and not rolling an inch while waiting for "something" to happen as that truck is shut off to save your sorry arse money so you can pay the power bill at the office and home!

No pay while they sit and wait.

Being told to "make something happen" as in falsifying the logbook

Running a POS truck back to the shop for repairs that could be done on the road while gambling they make it and not get stopped by DOT.

LYING on a DAC report because they came to their senses after driving for YOU, a BFI winner and quitting before they lost their minds, spouse, family, home or just plain everything, and you morons, took it personally and make it hard for them to find a real job or one at least better than that slop you call a company could hope to be or get back to being before you fell so low to win this award!

These are just a few of the reasons for this award but to just be told or awarded this award is not enough! You want more reasons, then go read in here especially under YOU company name and see whats being said about your oh so wonderful company and not what you see through your rose colored glasses or in your hipped up opinion of yourself!

What we need is an actual award! Something they can PROUDLY hang on their wall in a pretty frame next to their BBB and other awards!


THE RULES

1- All drawings should be rated PG-13 as applying with TTR
2-Drawings should be clean and viewable for children of all ages
3- Post your final drawing here and when the deadline is over we will vote on the best that is submitted.
4-There is no actual winnings except for you knowing that your work will be put on the walls of a "winner" company. The heartfelt feelings that so many companies will now have a visual idea of how they are viewed by their main employees! The knowledge that this award could be around for ages with your mark or signature so all will know that you are the one to make the BFI Award have teeth!
5- You will get an Atta Boy pat on the back!
6- If you want you can TM your work but you must allow every truck driver to print out copies to post on a well deserving companies wall, door, window or front of building. This is a get back at you contest so just being able to sign a napkin at a truck stop and prove you are the artist what more could you want?
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warnings:
- Because so many companies out there might get their widdle feelings hurt and attempt to come after me and the winner or even the participants do not use your name or any thing that this BFI could use to identify yourself!

- If you use a secret mark in the image you submit and it's hidden let me and me alone know what and where it is so I can award you in a letter after winning the final award.

I have not been afraid of anyone knowing my identity as you can tell in my profile and you will know this when you win!

- NO company names or their logo can be used or will be accepted! So lets not even go there as some company whiney arsed crybaby might see it copy it and give it to their company so they can sue the crapola out of you, me or anyone else including TTR who is NOT a part of this. We're just using their free broadband and they are not responsable for any content on this forum. You have all seen this threadhttp://www.thetruckersreport.com/truckingindustryforum/report-a-bad-trucking-company-here/ so we all know the outcome to you or of a company that could be put out of business from this contest but what could it hurt? Oh the slime running that company!

Just to let any company out there know, if you DO attempt to do a cry baby foul and do some stupid law suit thing I WILL let the news media know and I WILL post anything you do on EVERY trucking forum out there so I can bring your whiney crybaby arsess down! I'm dying and could freaking care less! Live with the fact that you are bottom feeders and we know this fact. Don't fight it as a snake is a snake and you will win nothing but disgust from the rest of the trucking community! Best to just not say anything and I'll handle the wrong submissions! Don't step on your danglies in golf shoes as that is what you'll do if you open mouth and insert foot! You were mentioned in this, a not good award so do you think I care about what you think or what money you have to waste on me?? You havent been around truckers or riders much have you? Ask any of my employers! My resume IS on line somewhere!

The contest starts on December 27,2010 at 0001 hours central. That's 1 second after midnight CENTRAL for those of you still figuring out the 24 hour clock!

Deadline will be on Jan 14,2011 at 2400 or 12 midnight.
This gives you all 2 weeks to think and draw your award idea out and submit it.

Even if the art work is not submitted in a graphic format it could be the winner.

It's the meaning in the art that matters! Lets be adventurous, inventive and outspoken in your work! Just keep it clean!

Everyone else lets not post anything else in here and make this thing 200 pages long! PLEASE! If a picture is good let the owner know by hitting their profile up or by thanking them with the "thanks" button!That is the best way!

If you submit before the official time your art work will not be counted just looked at and maybe even make a lot of us laugh at what might be coming along!

Remember if you would NOT want your 6 year old, your mother or priest or preacher looking at it don't post it!

Contest starts on DECEMBER 27, 2010 at 0001 hours OR for some of you still a little woozy from the Christmas eggnog that's December 26th at night 1 second AFTER midnight!

I will open it while watching my clock in the right bottom corner of my screen and put the words "Gentlepersons submit you post" then please let the submissions start! Let your friends know about this contest!

KEEP IT CLEAN!!
Keep it Fun!!
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Well as I kinda mentioned above just being told you are a BFI just doesn't send the message!
Now with a real award that can be printed up and heck even framed or glued to a plaque or, well, spray painted on the front doors or on the rear of trucks that it sends a message that this company has been awarded something they can be so proud of!
Yeah right!
NOT!
Maybe they'll get the message if they spend a few hundred dollars with Trip pak or Fedx or UPS when these "awards" start to show up maybe a single award in every pack they can get! I know that my last real job they had a LARGE box of trip packs in the front of the night dispatch office and in the drivers lounge and yep in the main building and I know I kept at least 20 in the truck so can you imagine what would happen if one or two or 100 drivers printed out the award and they just happened to find their way into a pre paid trip pack or Fex X envelope or that UPS pack? How much do you think the company would "pay" to find out that they were awarded this BFI award and when they found out what it meant what they "might" do? maybe change a little?
ROFLMAO!
Once a POS lowlife they won't change but maybe drivers will let other prospects know about TTR and other sites so they can learn about this oh so wonderful company and maybe put them out of business.
It's a stab in the dark but hey we're truckers with a little excess time on our hands that we aren't getting paid for so what the heck, do something constructive so this BFI you're sitting there freezing your arse off for knows how much their employees feel!
But they put in a wonderful visual aid that the ignorant can't refuse to see!

 

Just to bring this out to prep it for the big day!

Merry Christmas to all!
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I don't either except for creative writing and peeing people off who so deserve it!

COUNTDOWN!!!!!
Drivers and artists and creative people
Start your engines for a warmup as the clock is counting down!!! 10 minutes before transmissions engaged and brakes are released!

 

The Rollover Bottom Feeder Inc graphic award art contest is now open!
Please post your entries!
TTR Members please thank the posters with the thanks button for the one you like best!

I will repost all the entries when the contest closes and then the art with the most thanks wins!

Remember keep it clean but make it memorable for the companies who so deserve your art on their wall for being a BFI Winner!!!