Girlfriend on truck

I think central refrigerated does too. Like $25 a week once you get your own truck.

 

I use to take my wife with me but had to finally beg her to stay home. It seems every time the truck was running down the road she would get.......lets say in the mood and then we would have to stop for a little while. This constantly put me behind schedule so It turned out to be very tiring. Now she's home and everything is back to normal. Thank God!

 

If it were me I would want her ON the truck. I would give her a rag so she could wipe the windsheild for me every time a bug hit it. I would never have to listen to her nag at me while I am driving. At night I would have here go el-frisko under her skirt so she would double as a deer whistle.

 

So what does she do now when "she gets in the mood" and your not around ?

 

She's repeatedly told me it's taken care of.

 

TOYS ???? I don't have to worry about mine, I GO HOME every night !!! She plays with the REAL TOY...........

 

I have to admit I took my girlfriend with me in the truck years ago--but I had to marry her so I could leave her home--and make some money..
Too much fun=not enough WORK!
Just my$.02

 

Naaa, its the milkman. I think he is cool with it though.

 

You still have a milkman in your neighborhood? I bet all the wives are happy.

 

I wish Con-way Freight would allow me to have my girlfriend on the truck - I'd have her on the hood, catwalk, fuel tank... Oh wait, I think the OP meant in the truck - not on the truck.. My bad.. Sorry people..

My girlfriend is a 50/50 tantalizing mixture of Norwegian and Jamaican so I'll take her anywhere I can get her..hahaha..