Careful What You Say in The Restroom...

LogsRus · Feb 20, 2007

2xR said: ↑

As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.

Imagine this happening to you.....

I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

"Hello there, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"

At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!

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I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD! Did that really happen?
It is almost similar to a situation I had!

At work a co-worker and I sat straight across from each other.
She was into her work and I was on the phone asking a driver to spell their name as I couldn't understand it.
Co-worker was spelling her name to me. I couldn't understand the person on the phone because she was talking at the same time he was so I had to ask the driver to repeat his name (as I am trying not to laugh) because someone else is talking (hoping she would get the hint), so my friend goes on spelling her name AGAIN with a little anger because I am asking again! I start LMBO! The person on the phone was not to happy but I explained and well they had no sense of humor.

To top it off the whole time she was wondering why I was asking how to spell her names especially since we are best friends. She is crazy though, it was funny!

I am not as good at story telling as you are

thedragon · Feb 21, 2007

Some Peoples Children.

rangerman1 · Apr 4, 2007

2xR said: ↑

As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.

Imagine this happening to you.....

I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

"Hello there, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"

At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!

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Hehehe! I've heard a variation of that one! Hilarious!

DaughterCrete · Apr 4, 2007

wallbanger said: ↑

I feel exactly the same way, so I do exactly that, even if I have to fake the sound!
One time, someone was using a cell at the urinal, and someone in a stall had a bad case of,let's say, sprayer-butt! (you know, revenge of White Castle). Boy, you could have heard a pin drop after that blast!
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They don't call 'em Rectal Rockets for nothing now come on.

sleepinbeauty · Apr 4, 2007

:smt082 That's too funny!

finfan · Apr 4, 2007

2xR said: ↑

As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.

Imagine this happening to you.....

I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

"Hello there, how are you?"

Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"

At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!

(retold without permission)
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good story. that should be on an airline commercial: 'wanna get away for awhile'

Varmit · Jun 18, 2007

Ho there partner! You're killing me. That is near the funniest thing I have read in I don't know how long. Thanks for posting it.

Varmit

Fire Deity · Jul 21, 2007

Hahaha *wipes tear from eye* that was hilarious !!!

Pur48Ted · Jul 21, 2007

thedragon said: ↑

Some Peoples Children.
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Naaa.....Some People's Parents

Low&Slow · Jan 28, 2008

Lots of sick folks out there today, Hate the phone talkers.

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