Funniest thing you have seen.

Swifty probably made them both trainers.

 

It was funny when my trainer at Swift, who always warned me about eating hamburgers while they were hot because the grease goes right through you, had to get out of the truck on the shoulder and take a crap one night because he couldn't hold it and I couldn't get to a bathroom. I thought he was kidding around, he started walking around in the back, looking for a bag or something, joking about a gopher playing peekaboo. Then he said "take this exit" I said "where do you want me to go" and he said "just pull over man" and then "do you have any napkins?"
I told him I brought a roll of toilet paper and where it was. He was out there for a while. Another truck was in front of us, and lots of traffic going by, it was dark but still I wonder just what he did out there and what it looked like. I couldn't wait to tell the story to my wife when I got home that week.

 

Was running down I80 in PA, and heard a bunch of old hands talking to a green horn driving an Overnite. It was getting toward dark and so everyone was looking for a pickle park. The drivers decided to pull in. The Overnite driver said it looked good to him, and started to follow, when one driver told him, "You can't park in here". The Overnite driver asked why, as everyone else was. The old driver told him, "you didn't see the sign. It says 'No Overnight Parking".

Oh, says the newbie, and continued on down the road. We all just roared!

 

I was Going up through KY and I heard 2 guys singing to each other over the CB. I did not expect to catch up (65mPH Truck) So I came back over the CB, Must be a JB Hunt and SNI courting each other. (when they both were governed at 55MPH.) Not long I topped a Hill and there sure enough A JB Hunt and a SNI riding side by side. When they saw me, the lined back up one in front of the other to let me pass, but soon as I got around, they were side by side again.

 

I was pickin up at GP, and had dropped my mt the night before. The next morning, my load was ready, so I head into the drop lot to get it, only to find a Gulf Coast Driver with his trailer lodged on the railing to the right of the drop yard entrance. Railing was up against the front set of tandems. What was funny was the little blurb on the side of Gulf Coast's trailers, something about "Our Drivers Make The Difference".

 

Sounds like you was wanting to see a womans rear so bad that you imagined it

 

Just picked up there. Trucks camped out for the night all over the place, no room to drop. Yard dog let me drop in the lane and took it so I didn't have to drive all over then sneak it in somewhere when nobody looking hehe.

Saw a truck broke down on the road today said "follow us to the party zone" I think. Flatbed hauling some kind of party delivery service van that looked like an ice cream truck. Was a little funny just imagining all the holiday travelers driving by and seeing it, like tragic comedy I guess. Poor old truck broken down just tryin' to get the party going for the youngsters.

 

Oh, here's one that came back to me...

My wife went out with me for two week last time I was out. We stopped at the Waco Pilot on the way to Laredo. First time I had been there, was thinking midnight, quick fuel get some food n go. LONG wait, I was wondering if fuel was out or what. People were walking around asking other people I thought "oh sh..." we can't back out of here.
Finally, a maintenance guy comes out and shows the driver that he has to lift up to turn on the fuel.

 

Well that happened to me once at a pilot in knoxville,Tn I locked my keys in the truck while I was fueling and had no way to get in. However I did learn a great tip from another truck driver on how to break in easily. If you have a freightliner all you gotta do is bang on the door right under the lock and it will eventually pop up I tried it and after five minutes of banging on the door it did eventually popped up. just make sure to find the hollow part of the door panel if you hit the hard part you will break your hand.