What strange things have you seen

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I've seen a pink elephant before . But wasn't driving.........

 

extremely tired one night coming from nashville, tn to indianapolis, in......saw a leprechaun on the side of the road, saw a deer in the middle of the road that flew straight up and disappeared behind a bridge, and a pack of coyotes in the middle of the road

i knew it was time for a nap

 

I guess what I saw might be believable. A pigeon was flying next to my drivers side window and keeping pace.





















At 70mph!

 

That was probably a set up for a commercial. Sometimes, if they aren't real expensive sets, they will leave them set up with no one to guard them for a short time, because they want to use them again.

I was on a back country road and came around a corner to find a facade of a gas station sitting right beside the road. It's been years, and I don't remember the particulars of it, but I did find out it was a set for a commercial.

 

Oh yeah, how about walking behind your trailer to see a naked 60 yr old 300 lb butt naked trucker taking a make shift bath the next truck over....bent over.... ewwwwww!

or a man with a long beard dressed in a purple gown and dunce hat with stars all over, wearing sandles and carrying a wand walking across a truck stop. He really thought he was a wizard. This was summer, not halloween.

The funniest thing I seen was back in the payphone days. I pulled up to a redlight. I noticed a guy talking on a payphone on the far corner. Out the blue the guy takes the phone and starts beating himself in the head with it. Not lightly either. He was smacking himself hard, numerous times. He was still whacking when the light turned green.

The 500lb trucker sleeping on the truck stop john snoring loud was pretty funny too.

 

I thought i saw another driver spanking his monkey in front of a bunch of lot lizards at a Truck Stop late one night. When i got closer, noticed he was eating a hot dog while talking to them.

 

i hate to tell you all this but what happend today is gonna beat all your stuff!

I was driving south on I-77 in WV, and this hotshoter pulls along side of me in his dualy pickup pulling a 3 car trailer....This guy is build like JIM from Acording to jim and Dog the bounty hunter put together....Huge beer belly and man boobs, and over taned leathery skin...YUCK!


Well he passed me, and slows down, i pass him back, then he pulls along side of me opens his button up flannel shirt and starts shakeing his man boobs at me while smileing! WTF He repeated this twice! After the 5th time i had to passed him i didnt let up, he never did catch me again.




American Trucker

 

you sure it wa a guy and not an old desert rat girl from nevada?--or like the old lady on something about marie?

 

ya he had a beard...

I had to get away from him before he got bored playin with his titties and move onto something else!




American Trucker