You know you've been driving to long when.....

For those with governed trucks.... When you realize your going 3 mph under the limit in the right lane in your car while everyone else is passing you doing 5 over. Do it all the time.

 

When you want to write down the odometer mileage as you go over a state line, in your car.

 

...you are home you walk outside and pee behind your pickup.

 

When one considers themselves "home" when in Omaha,Ne.,-but really "live"-in Southern Mn.

 

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.

 

Too long when you go to shift you automatic Saturn and turn corners wide enough for 53 ft trailer. still do it every now and then

 

When you've been driving all night pull into a truck stop and see this:

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you get home and get in your auto car and when starting the vehicle, putting it in gear, stopped at lights ; you reach for the clutch that aint there.

 

When you reach 15 MPH and reach for the range selector on the gear shifter of your manual transmission Jeep.

That, and always driving in the right hand lane.