Rookies....sometimes they amaze me.

Well I was down town at firestone one day having tires put on my car and a truck pulled up the driver got out and came inside and ask if we knew where some place was, Me and the guy that runs the firestone looked at each other and said nope never heard of it. The driver then stated "People in this town is dumb dont know where nothing is I stopped four time and no one knows where this place is". I told him to go get his bills he came back with the bill gave them to me I looked at them and started laughing and gave them to the guy that ran the firestone and he started laughing by this time the driver had gotton madder. The guy that ran firestone looked at him and said the people in this town may be dumb but they do know the difference between Lexington, NC and Lexington, KY. Well when he got off the phone with his boss he informed us his boss was going to make him pay for the out of route miles

 

I thought it was anywhere south of the Canadian border.

 

Memphis, In gets lots of truck traffic, but few load or unload.

 

Once drove through Blueballs, into Intercourse, and wound up in Orgasm.

 

I think my favorite town name is Stony Lonesome, IN.

 

At least he knew there is an Ontario in Canada.

That is more than a lot of U.S. people know............

 

Yes sir

And I do local pickup and delivery, so Im in small towns all the time.