newbee in san antonio

Welcome to the forum.

 

get a spare door lock key made...........

 

Hi, hope ya' like it here. Are you lookin' to stay local ?

 

Don't talk on the phone and drive, don't believe anything drivers say- stay away from lot lizards, keep the driver's door closed. Get out and look before you back, remember that your C.B. is "for entertainment purposes only". And, don't go home and tell your wife- or GF "Shuddap Stupit" all the time. Bathe every day, don't trust truck inspectors and city cops- don't drink more than one large cup of Joe every 24 hours. Don't ask O/O's how much money they make, you'll just encourage them to tell outrageous stories- don't forget to "tarp your load" if you get weak in the head and invite a working girl or lonely driver into your truck.

Tip the waitress, thank the maintenance guy for keeping the showers clean, tell the guy trying to sell you gold chains that you don't need any (they're fake anyway). Don't brag about stuff you haven't done, don't make fun of old dudes, don't park on the fuel islands and put aside some money for retirement.

And don't tell us how much fun your new career is until you've been doing it for at least five years.