Area 51 fuel stop

Art is gone from the states and elvis has left the building as well... Just last week i was abducted by 7 female aliens from the Mars Bikini Space Exploration Team and probed...we hovered around the las vegas strip then went to the chicken ranch in pahrump where they learned earthling skills...we then went to a strip club where they gave me a grand in dollar bills and danced for me while learning where to put the dollars.....after a quick trip up to area 51 to check on their family members who are being held hostage by the DOE and US goverment they dropped me off back at home in vegas and gave me 9 million zercrons (adds up to about 5 bucks us money today)..oh and they said dont fuel at flying J's its their competition..

 

LOL Gigs.....

 

This is why tey don't trust him yet, he might as well be blabbin it on cb for everyone on sesame street to listen to, lol

 

laughin so hard I almost pissed myself...

Frickin hilarious

Petey

 

The security agreement I signed for access clearly states I am not allowed to discuss anything on that base. Hearded, seen, smelled, felt nothing.... hang on theres a knock at the doo

 

Watch out for the flash of light.

 

WHre am I, what is this magic box that spells........

 

Too late.