Craddle to Grave

Aside from Swift and Schneider, I can't find any other company to adopt me. Here's how my trucker adoption add reads: Need training, working on cdl permit, likes Ac/dc, might possibly take sleeping pills as needed but will be clean come training time, adoptee does not drink when iilegal, adoptee does not touch ANY drugs. Adoptee is small unobtrusive redneck that will practice, take job seriously, and honestly expect the same in return. No bs from me, no family to complain about. Wanna make a living, want to work hard, and want to keep the wheel rolling.
Help! I heed a company to adopt me for OTR training! ASAP