My dispatcher doesn't care if I have any fun, or not!

Dude, I don't know how you did this but if you are in trucking you are in the wrong business. You need to be working in the computer world. This is some great and funny stuff right here!!!

 

well hello i am a lawyer when i am not hauling chicken and chicken accessories and i believe we have a pretty good case against that dm carefull about that dispatcher word your not allowed to call them that anymore unless you are one of them and be really carefull if you finally lose it and attack that dm -- if you use that dispatcher word the courts will consider it a hate crime and you will get an extra 5 yrs besides the harrassment from the naadm (national association for the advancement of drivermanagers) but we can sue the company for 75 million or an easier way if you are from california we can get an order from the workers comp that any delivery before noon you would not be able to do because of the stress it causes you or if you want we can go for total disability and part of the settlement would be for the company to assign you a company truck and driver to take you anywhere yu want to gi

 

HAHA Will somone think of the children what about the children.

 

Is this a serious post? If so then you have no business in well....any industry if you think 0700 is early. Try a 2am delivery when the previous day you didn't get up till noon cuz you had a noon appointment to pickup. Good luck dude.

BUT, if your just kidding then this made my night. Very funny stuff.

Ethan

 

wow 2 am --we could get a bundle off that especially if you drove by any national monuments and didnt have time to stop remember the new american motto ---sue smarter not work harder--- i hope they at least allowed time for a nap ---- paid of course

 

Lol yeah, I was just giving an example

Ethan

 

i really hope she was joking --- but anymore who knows

 

The worlds full of DREAMERS heres another from another site.


Looking for :
Average miles: 2000-2500
Variety of lanes and terrain
Ability to see places and do things (the paid tourist idea)
Strongly prefer working 11am-4am.
Ability to take naps when required (Occasionally)
EZ-pass
APU-equipped trucks (Very important)
Variety of loads and trailer-types (i.e. weights, number of axles)
Good communicators
Respect for off-duty time
No forced dispatch

Things I don't like:

Uniforms
Early morning deliveries
Company-planned routes
Narrow cabs, small sleepers
Repetitive routes
Reefer loads (Will do occasionally)
Rush loads (Will do very occasionally) and no early deliveries , more the 9 to 5 type
Unpaid work, including free city driving

 

WANTED DRIVERS --- to lease our new peterbuilts -- all miles paid -- free fuel--company pays for all maintanance and its a$99.00 a week lease with no ballon 2.50 a mile -- on our easy dispatch system --call in tell them what you want to haul and where too and when you would like to get there-- we accept when i feel like it for an answer -- must have 3 days road experience or long drive way -- if you get to some place you dont feel comfortable backing into we can have a driver meet you there-- 100% no touch frieght -- we dont even require you to look at it --- layover pays 100 after 15 minutes and you still have the option of turning down loads without it effecting the layover pay -- must not of had more than 3 dui,s in the last week or 37 tickets in the last month 79,00 sign on bonus ---- call dreamland trucking --- we get you rolling -- but only if you feel like it