The skinny on laundry shenanigans

fluff and fold is the only way to have your clothes cleaned. Usually .99 cents per pound and done in a matter of hours.

 

OK, I just have to say it. I can see it happening once, but if it happens again, all I can say is, "You're not a real "quick study" are you?" Hmmmmm they stole yer panties and bras. . .and a blanket???????????? I guess I can understand the underwear fetish, but unless the thief happened to be Linus (from the Peanuts Comics,) I've never seen someone with a "blanket fetish."

 

you could have crabs now....

too bad you took everything for granted. even as a newb, you should have never left anything of yours unattended.

you really ought to be suspicious of everything, everyone from now on. it's best to err on the side of caution, then to have a bad case of the crabs now.

i'd bathe in clorax if i were you, but it may be too late, especially if the itching had already started.

 

well at least for a while, that guy on the cb radio cannot say he ain't got no panties on..>!!!

 

i think you will start to itch soon enough, as i planted the itch seed into your brains.....

i'd by some calamine lotion, lotrin, Rid-X, whatever now, and be prepared for the scratching to start....

and stock up on Clorox as well.

you may want to shave your privates as well....so the crabs have nothing to hold onto....

http://www.medicinenet.com/pubic_lice_crabs/article.htm

 

your "pee-pee" will look like those bugs when they see the Raid can...

you wanna scare that little thing off your body..????