The skinny on laundry shenanigans

All you need is a razor, a lighter and a fork. shave half your pubic hair, light the other half on fire. spear them when they try to escape with the fork.

I read it on the internet, so it must be true.

 

I knew Gizmo was knowledgable about everything
I didn't know it was from personal experiences

 

sorry, not true.

what one does is catch one, just one crab...

paint it bright orange, and put it back..

the others see that, and die laughing...crabs gone...

but in the absence of bright orange paint....clorox will do..!!

no, i have never had crabs..

but i have had plenty of lobsters...???

 

Oh Lordy, Lordy, you guys just cracked me up this morning. Thanks for the good chuckle!

I agree there is nothing funny about having your stuff stolen. But if it happens, you might as well make the best of it. Getting mad, sad, blue or depressed is NOT going to help anything.

Wow Giz, that is cold, even for you!

I think he READS a lot. . .