Are baby wipes tax deductible?

My own litmus test: If it stays in the truck, I'm deducting it.

 

Are condoms deductible?

At the house they are not needed, but I don't trust lot lizards so they are now a necessary. Could they be counted as entrainment expenses? I should also try to deduct baby wipes as they are needed to get the skank off afterwards.

 

I got nothing, ROTFL

 

Yes! I was audited and they questioned bluejeans and I said, "I can't go naked" and they said OH, OK!

 

You do know that you get a FREE shower with every 50 gallons of fuel you buy?

 

Who knows? You could of got a lot lizard pregnant and Junior is riding in the back!

 

Yeah, and while your at it, get them to write you a receipt so you can write that off too. Yeah, right.

 

I buy baby wipes to keep clean, but I also bathe in bathrooms and rest areas. There's no way I spend that much. More like 3 econo packets a month. What's that? Twenty bucks a month?

 

Are jeans and overalls accepted? Yee-haw!

 

I deduct for Windex, oil, and everything I use on the truck. I keep my receipts and only deduct what I can prove. Of course baby wipes are deductible.