order offensive organs off the road

Have no Balls! Balls Balls

 

NUTS , huh!

 

Removing the natural ones has been proven to reduce "wandering", "spotting", "marking", "hostile behavior" (including over protectiveness toward females 'in season') and other undesirable behaviors. People (especially children) who are bitten, are bitten overwhelmingly statistically by "unaltered" dogs.
HOWEVER, male dogs have been observed and thought to suffer from depression (much like a human male who has been 'altered') and making the dog "think" he still has a pair relieves this depression with-out a return to the above undesirable behaviors. It is also helpful if the male dog is a Competition Show Dog, that MUST be anatomical correct. Plus it has a psychological effect on the owner as well.

 

The bill would prohibit equipping motor vehicles with
any object that "depicts, represents, or resembles human genitalia,
regardless of size or scale."

Sooooo,.....................................

It's twue!
It's twue!
Size DOESN'T matter.

Thank Gawd!
Now I can send that free sample of Extenze back.
You know, that product that makes that "certain part of a man's anatomy larger."
I was hoping it'd work on my brain.
But it didn't.

 

Well we work and we play then some dummy dreams up more ways to spoil our funLOL.I for one will be glad when they ban boom boxes hate listening to them at 4 blocks away.
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