proper bathroom etiquette for truckstop restrooms

Ya know, those doors have a latch on the inside for a reason...

 

Or better yet, just use the urinal.

 

A customer in Middletown, CT had "JB Hunt driving simulator" written on the inside of the stall door, right at eye level.

 

You haven't been to the right places.Poopin is a violent process.Many times I see hinges broken,doors ripped off,locks completely gone.
I don't know what these guys are eatin?It must be like giving birth to the Incredible Hulk that makes a man destroy a crapper.LOL!!

 

99% of all bathrooms are well cared for in a good place. I fuel at cheap place, then park at a good place. If I have to pay, I pay. Takes less than 6 minutes to jack your trailer up & remove the wheels. Brake drums & all. No Noise.

 

My biggest advice is when your done using the toilet....put the seat up. The reason: whoever is cleaning it then will clean underneath the seat too. Often times I will find what looks like a clean toilet....check under the seat....find that its covered in mud butt. I wont use it.

 

Butt Mud. Gross.... It makes you wonder how it got in there.

I want a sleeper with a shower and toilet in it!

 

You haven't been to the right places.Poopin is a violent process.Many times I see hinges broken,doors ripped off,locks completely gone.
I don't know what these guys are eatin?It must be like giving birth to the Incredible Hulk that makes a man destroy a crapper.LOL!!

HAHAHAHHAA YEAAAH I HAVE SEEN THAT AT MANY PLACES.

AND ABOUT POOPING IN BAGS, WELL, WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO. WHAT IF YOUR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE SNOWFLAKE ARIZONA ? POOP IN A BLACK GARBAGE BAG AND JUST WRAP IT UP AS TIGHT AS YOU CAN AND PUT IT IN A DUMPSTER OR WHAT EVER. MY PEN1S ONLY FITS IN STARBUCKS GLASS FRAPPUCINO BOTTLES TO PEE IN. NO NESTLE PURE LIFE WEENIES.

 

Bathroom etiquette?
Be sure to piss on the seat and or throw your used butt wipe on the floor after your done sit'n there talking on the phone at the top of your voice while gaging on a cigarette and pop splattering the toilet into the next galaxy .
Never mind that quiet guy in the next stall, he's obviously a newbie and doesn't know a thing about truck stops.