How to stay clean, or cleanup afterwards!

Your correct, it helps wash away the driver to lazy to walk away from his truck and uses the space between his sleeper and trailer as a urinal.

 

long sleeve no-button shirts from Wallie Martinez (Walmart) - Easy on/off, cover your arms, cover you from the sun. // Cons - hot

baby wipes *Huggies brand - Best to clean hands, arms, neck, best with grease dirt and odorless. Also other uses. *$15 a box that lasts 2 weeks.

Carry Truckpaper - anytime is muddy, rains and you have wet shoes, soiled boots or whathave you, throw it up front, get in, take boots off, then step back and get clean shoes on, now clean boots, throw away news paper and drive away.

 

Okay, okay.....enough of all this.

I will let you know the truth about keeping clean while doing flatbedding. I usually only give out this secret tom people who buy my CD for $49.95, on my website. But for all my friends here on the Trucker's Report, I will give the information absolutely free.

Before I load or unload any load, I go into the sleeper, and strip completely naked. Then I spray my entire body with PAM cooking spray. Try to stay away from the butter flavored spray, as this tends to attract Seagulls. Nothing worse than getting pecked at by a flock of seagulls (not to be confused with the 80's music group).

Trust me, that Pam cooking spray is amazing. Dirt, grease, and grime have no chance of sticking to you, with a good coat of the slippery stuff on you. Later on, just wipe the coating of "Truck-N-Tech's secret flatbedder dirt repellant" off with a few baby wipes. This process will leave you clean as a whistle, and leave any body hair you have with a soft, attractive luster. Drives the women wild!

I hope this helps everyone who needs it.

 

Now Truck-N-Tech. You are revealing the flat bedding secrets. The boys in band will be upset with you telling the new guys.

 

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well said driver

 

One of the weird habits I have from the Infantry is always carrying baby wipes. It's almost compulsive haha.

 

Its simple get one of these (i posted a pic) keep it in the truck with water with some orange gojo to clean up Meanwhile you find the nearest truck stop you like and take a nice warm shower


Their no excuse to be clean, JUST TAKE A SHOWER every night.