Shocked We've Gone This Long

That one may get this thread shut down! I'm not going to say any thing to no body but they are watching!

 

This is why I luv my job it's never boring

 

My DM hates me so I don't get any miles this is not fair.

 

How many times did u curse him out?

 

I want to start driving at noon and shut down by 1600 so I can get the best parking spot. Also, I need $1500 a week at minimum and want weekends off at home. What company should I go with when I get out of school?

 

Im about to take a Drug test for Scnieder in the next 10 mins. How much water should i drink to pass it out of my system?

 

I've inherited 3 million dollars but it's always been my dream to drive a cabover with a coffin sleeper, no air suspension or air conditioner. so I've been reading this forum for 2 days now and decided I'll make great money pulling containers out of the local port.
the only concern I have is that there are powerful tornadoes in my area. I hear they can pick up my truck and trailer in the air , esp. if empty.
any of you guys can recommend a brand of a parachute I should get? any particular flying regulations?
thanks in advance.

 

I have nothing useless to add to this thread.....

 

it actually looks like this belongs in the Swift section.....

 

Well, aren't you a party pooper!