Some drivers……Just don't get it.

Oh, so I see someone has called me out on my bag of magic fairy dust. I sprinkle it to fold and roll tarps, sling chains and straps, work out and even do chores around the house like cinderella in the movie. "Bippity, boppity boo!" Oh and I take a taxi from the back of the truck stop so I can get a shower. I always wondered how I was able to accomplish so much by not walking. Makes sense now. But I'm not dumb enough to be stumbling around in public intoxicated where I can get picked up and spend the night in jail. Yup, makes perfect sense!

 

Lol
If you cant drink and walk in a straight line then maybe you have had to much right.
I have never been stopped by the police in anything except for a motor vehicle.
I think you should not be paranoid about walking all about the place.
Have you considered going on a ride along to dispel these troubling thoughts.

 

weekend warrior. cheers mate

 

Yea but what's the point in drinking if your not gonna get tore down? I mean I'm not a high class person who likes to sample wine because its classy. A 5th of Jack to the dome on Friday night and I'm having fun. Only time I ever drink a beer in public is when I take my wife out, I'll have an amber bock with my steak. The flavor of the two just work but other than that, its a party at my house and everyone who is drinking gets their keys locked up in a jar in the safe in our bedroom and is kept off limits.

I just remove the "what if/#### happens" factor completely by staying home.

 

I thought the keys in the fish bowl were for a different kind of party

 

I thought the keys in the fish bowl were for a different kind of party And not the kind of party where you get to just drive your buddies new PICKUP

 

They make no bones about it where i work...the owner has clearly stated he just needs a warm body in the seat...its ALL about the revenue