Location for the night

Oh. Dear. Gawd.

I don't even want to know.

you know I'm lying. Tell me!!!

 

I'm bedding down in a rest area off of 395. I can't for the life of me understand how climbing 8000 feet is more efficient than just taking 97 to Weed and going South on I-5 , but I'm sure Schneider has done their research

 

Jill gets confused with all of that thin air

 

We used to have a name for her at my old company. Called it bib (b**ch in a box) mainly becuse it would get very angry if u missed a turn or went a way she did not approve.

 

You know what to do when women give directions? Don't listen.

 

wife, gives me directions... dispatch gives me directions. Girl in the gps gives me directions.

im sorry I gave up along time ago. Just say yes dear and move on you wont win this fight.

 

You don't like people, remember?

Oh, and I'm watching fireworks in Porter, IN. Well, watching the fireworks store, anyway. Or would be, except curtains are closed and I'm in my bunk.

 

ok so if the fireworks store was open and somebody wennt in and bought some fireworks and then came outside to the lot and set them off and your curtains were open and you were paying attention then you'd be watching fireworks.................You are officially a certified DRIVER....... thats a story

 

thats the problem right there!!! You are thinking driver!!!! Stop that!