FL: Coke truck hits bus then destroys seafood store, driver blames wasp

So was he texting his safety department that there was a killer wasp in the truck at the time?

 

I had a horse fly pay me a visit one day. I just about lost my mind screaming at it to get out.

 

Hi bb, actually, that could be true. I knew a friend that had to keep an insect sting kit with him at all times, as he was severely allergic to stings. I heard hair spray slows them down too, not that I'd have that with me, though.

 

I was driving down the road a while back minding my own business. Then I put my hand down in my lap only to be stung on my pinky finger by a wasp that was just chillin' in my lap. I didn't even know he was there. I plucked him to the floorboard, called him some dirty names then stepped on him and continued driving. My finger was swollen for a few days and every time I put on my gloves, I thought about that stupid wasp.

 

Wasps are the jerks of the insect world.

 

Hi CJ, For sure. I used to do a lot of work on cars and trucks outside. They are my arch nemesis. No mercy for wasps. Shmoosh them if you can.

 

He must have seem Tommy Boy.

 

Great, now the rent will increase