Running with JCT, Part Deux

You really don't want to know!!!

When I went to see him at his banyana cabana yesterday morning, he had already ordered a double shot of Metamucil, and he had me stop by the TA to get him some coffee and an energy drink. By the time Uncle Clyde had all of that poured down his gullet, he was spry and chipper. He said he felt GOOOOD and was ready for an adventure.

He asked me asked me if maybe-Dad had heard back from Springer. I told him, "No, or if he has, he ain't told me the results of the test yet." Uncle Clyde suggested we give up on Springer and try our luck with some of the other shows, like Maury or Montel. I think he just likes seeing us on TV and all of the drama it causes.

Uncle Clyde said, "Junior, since I feel like stirring my oats today and since maybe-Dad hasn't told you the DRNA test results yet, it's time we go have some fun. Do you know where maybe-Dad is today?" I said, "Yes sir, I sure do." He said, "Well that old man ain't gonna corrupt you, so I will." He smiled that sly smile he is famous for and off we go. He told the she-chimpanzees he didn't know when he would return but to keep his recliner warm for him.

We found your truck pretty easily and Uncle Clyde tossed back a couple of beers with his banyanas. After watching you go inside the building, Uncle Clyde carefully placed the banyana peels around your truck. When he came back, he said, "We'll stay right here and wait for maybe-Dad to try to get in his truck. He won't see the peeling cuz he never pays attention to where he is going. This will be GREAT!!!!!!"

Needless to say, the look on your face as you were getting up and dusting yourself off was PRICELESS!!

Uncle Clyde said he has plenty more mischief he can get me in to and with his fame and movie-star good looks, said he ain't worried too much about the police. Then he paused and thought for a second and said, "ok, I'm not worried too much about the American police, but the Mexican Federales, yeah, me and maybe-Dad will never be able to cross the border again, unless we want to end up back in a mexican jail."

magdragonslayer, I cannot tell you about the job (I don't work for JCT), but I can tell you this is the best place on The Truckers Report forums. You will not find a better better group of guys, er... ok, DRIVERS (there are some ladies who come in to this group from time to time) to hang out with on the forums. Ask almost any question you want and it will be answered. Even if you don't end up at JCT, pull up a keyboard and stay for a while and enjoy the ride.

88Alpha aka Junior Orange aka maybe-Junior

 

There you go Camaro, now you are getting into the spirit.



edited to try and combine this post with my previous post, but I hasn't got the skills.

 

LAWD HAVE MERCY!!! A Flatbedder coming in to the Reefer forums. Word must be getting out that those other guys are a buncha goof balls. Maybe-Dad and I are the only sane ones in the group. *****SMACK***** Sorry, I have to add Uncle Clyde to the list of sane ones.

 

It appears the verdict is in......(opens the envelope and in my best Jerry Springer voice)....."With a 99.9% accuracy, you ARE the father!!!! We don't need anyone rushing the set or getting Steve involved, just accept it and move along so we can get to the next guest."

You're right. I was a cute little feller. Uncle Clyde says in that particular picture, I was trying to high five him.

Let me be clear, I was not hating on you and I don't think BJ was either. I couldn't help it, though. Your username lead right in to a rim shot. In all seriousness, the part in RED is the very reason why I enjoy spending time in here. There is very little arguing among the drivers. About the only time I can remember it getting heated was when someone came in to this sub-forum and wanted to talk about how bad the program was. That thread eventually got closed, at least I think it was in the "Part 1" thread. Heck this one is so long now, the events I am thinking of may have been in this thread.