3,800 Chickens Killed In Truck Crash

Viagra can't help those peckers.

 

Looks like the lyrics from CW McCall's Wolf Creek Pass has become a reality:

Right in the middle of the whole #### show
Was a real nice tunnel now wouldn't you know
Sign says clearance to the twelve foot line
But them chickens was stacked to thirteen nine
Well we shot that tunnel at a hundred an' ten
Like gas through a funnel an' eggs through a hen
An' we took that top row of chickens off
Slicker 'n the scum off a Louisiana swamp

All except for the tunnel anyways.

 

yeah i got caught in that mess

i laughed the other day thinking that if a chicken hauler put the greasy side up how funny would it be to see all the chickens running loose

rolled in right over on the bridge 45mph through there, id bet he wasent going 45

it happen about 7am and i came though there about 1230-1pm and a driver said "how long does it take to clean this mess up?" i said " you ever try to catch a chicken"

 

REED TOWNSHIP, Pa.,

KFC just announced a special weekend sale on ..............................
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..................well, E V E R Y T H I N G on their menu. Limited time offer.

 

Anyone want to make a FEATHER PILLOW and BED just come on down and pick them yourself. Still the driver is lucky to be alive that bridge is a WIDOWMAKER was in the 90's and is getting worse.

 

CLUCK CLUCK CRASH goes the CHICKIN TRUCK "SMASH"