Man Who Has Sex With Table Gets 6 Months

OMG... I was gonna post a responsible, sensible reply. But then I kept getting this mental picture..... and now I can't stop laughing at this moron.....somebody help me please......

 

In a country that seems to put morality off to the side
I know I will get crap for this but I don't see much difference between this and homosexual activity's

 

Under the Governator's rule in California, you're not even allowed to say "mom" or "dad" or say that you're born either a boy or a girl and nothing in between inside the schools. How come THAT'S not a crime against morality?

 

come on now, what a man and his table do in private..............

table must have been hard up.

 

OMG the man obviously has a thing for metal tables. So what do they do? The lock him up in a place with nothing but metal tables. I don't think he will consider this much of a punishment.

 

Was the table good looking?

 

LOL
Nobody had asked that question

 

I've been on the table, against the table and under the table but this is just a wee bit too far out there for me.

 

Just what I needed, another mental picture to go along with this story.....