Canadian coming to Australia

How long ago was that? I can guarantee it wasn't within the last 14 years.

The states aren't the same anymore. You can't even look at a cop the wrong way without being shot anymore.

 

Ok well if you really want to travel to a county where guns are pretty much gone Australia is the place to be. First your going to have to learn the local lingo here's just a few words that you may need to learn and understand.
Amber fluid : beer
Ankle biter : small child
Arvo : afternoon
Banana bender : a person from Queensland
Big Smoke : a big city, especially Sydney or Melbourne
Bingle : motor vehicle accident
Bloke : man, guy
Bludger : lazy person, layabout often getting unemployment benefits
Stay tuned for more classes tomorrow.

 

Over here we call them Democrats or Liberals! Lol.

 

Ok time for todays lesson in more Ozzie lingo
1.Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living 2.Bikkie : biscuit (USA Cookie) 3. Billy : teapot. Container for boiling water. 4.Booze bus : police vehicle used for catching drunk drivers part of RBT 5.Boozer : a pub 6.Brass razoo, : he's very poor, doesn't have a dime 7.Brekkie : breakfast 8.Capscuim: Green or Red Peppers 9.Chook : a chicken 10.Crook : sick, or badly made or a criminal 11.Daks : trousers 12.Dole bludger : somebody who is continually getting government benefits 13.Doovalacky : used whenever you can't remember what something is called.14.Drongo : a dope, stupid person also refered to as a Galah, Pelican, Wombat. Durry : tobacco, cigarette 16. Earbashing : nagging, non-stop chatter 17.Esky : large insulated food/drink container 18.Fair dinkum : true, genuine 19.Fair go : giving someone a chance 20. Galah : fool, silly person. (Drongo) also a colorful pink parrot.

 

Moving on to lesson 3 on LIngo 1. Dodgey: not trustworthy, suspicious 2. Donk: Engine 3. Dunny: Outside toilet 4.Grog : liquor, beer amber fluid 5. Hoon : hooligan 6.Hooroo : goodbye 7. Jug : electric kettle 8.Larrikin: a bloke who is always enjoying himself, harmless prankster 9.mackers : McDonald's Scottish Restaurant 10.Mate: buddy, friend 11.Moolah : money 12.Mozzie : mosquito 13. Muddy : mud crab caught in tropical mangroves 14.Muster : round up sheep or cattle 15.Never Never : the Outback, centre of Australia 16.Nipper : young surf lifesaver 17. Ocker : an unsophisticated person 18. Outback : interior of Australia, never never 19.Pig's arse : I don't agree with you 20.Plonk : cheap wine

 

I'm learning so much.. I can't wait to put all this knowledge to the test now that my subclass 600 has been accepted

 

Ok class are you ready of today's lesson? 1.Porky Pie : Lie, untruth, 2. Port : suitcase and also a cheap sweet wine 3.Pozzy : position - got a good seat at the footy 4. Prezzy : present, gift 5.Quid: usually included in a sentence their making a quid (making money) was another term for a pound before changing to $ 6."Not the full Quid" : of low IQ 7. Rack off : push off! get lost! get out of here! 8.Rellie: family relative 9. Ridgy-didge : original, genuine 10. Rollie : a cigarette that you roll yourself 11.Servo : gas station 12.Sheila : a woman 13.Shonky : dubious, underhanded. Same as dodgy 14.Shoot through : to leave 15. Shout : your turn to buy a round of drinks "Its your shout mate" 16.Show pony : someone who tries hard, by his dress or behaviour, to impress others 17. Skite : boast, brag 18. Slab : a carton of 24 bottles or cans of beer 19. Smoko : morning coffee break 20. Spit the dummy : get very upset at something

 

Are you ready for the final exams? 1.Squizz: taking a look 2. Stickybeak : nosy person, getting involved in other peoples business 3. Strewth : exclamation, mild oath (Crikey) Steve Irwins favorite saying 4.Stubby : a 375ml. beer bottle 5.Tallie : 750ml bottle of beer 6.Taswegian : somebody from Tasmania 7.Tea : supper, evening meal 8.Thingamajig : same as whatsamacallit or dovalakky expression when you don't know what something is 9.Thongs : cheap rubber backless sandals 10.Togs : swim suit 11.Top End : far north of Australia 12. Troppo: Wild parties alot of drinking up in North Queensland "they've gone troppo" 13. True blue : patriotic 14.Tucker : food 15:Ute : utility vehicle, pickup truck 16.Veranda: Porch 17.Vee dub : Volkswagen 18.Whinge : complain 19.Woop Woop : any small unimportant town that no one's heard of "he lives out Woop Woop" 20.Wuss : coward; nervous person

 

You forgot couple Josh..

Mermaid.
Wanker.
Wood duck.
Turd herder. just joking Mate.

Orcen, I hope you have an enjoyable time.. (with both the Girl & our Country)..

 

Well there are a few i left out seeing how this is a family website So class are we ready for the last lesson for the week? 1.XXXX : pronounced Four X, Queenslands favorite amber ale 2.Yabber : talks a lot . 3.Yakka : work " There doing some hard yakka" 4.Yewy : u-turn in traffic 5.Yobbo : an uncouth person, same as Ocka. not so many to learn today so class that means its time for review see ya Monday.