I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread

I tried running. She was faster. To be fair though, I wanted her to catch me.

Cause then it got fun...

Wrong! Nope, not 1000 miles away. Closer to 2320 miles away. Not that...uhh... I counted or anything.

Every area code? Yeesh... I guess there's nothing like sowing your seeds on Saturday and then attending church Sunday to pray for crop failure!

Also, one is expensive enough! She wants to go on a cruise right now, I'm happy to oblige but it still runs right around $1900 for the both of us… And that's not including the new bathing suit… ####, OK now I'm looking forward to the cruise.

I know right? If you've got a problem with one wife, the stupidest thing is to go out and find yourself a second one!

 

Wonderful Institution
Let's examine this.

Wonderful - adj. - of a sort that causes or arouses wonder. ie, "I wonder what in the hell possessed me to do this!"

Instituition - n. - an organization providing care for someone of special needs, such as a prison, or a mental hospital.

 

All this talk of marriage, mines had me for 20 years. Talk about needing a shrink! Any who, Vil I would a answered bout the bird, but I'm really not into aviary studies. Chillin at the ranch, doing the Saturday stuff with my bride. Change of plans fer Monday, rollin fer Buffla and the 'Cuse.

 

Well. Sounds like that wonderful institution is for me.

I'm mental, probably deserve to be locked down and I have a lots of " special needs" that someone wonderful likes to deal with.

Same goes for her.

It's really not a bird fact question. It's a Monty Python thing.

 

; ) hehe. Couldn't resist. Some luck into the exact right person for them, some don't.

 

Ah, I see. Never seen Monty Python, more of a Benny Hill fan.

 

Now for REAL fun, search YouTube for 'Pranks gone horribly wrong!"

These clown guys are a riot ...... until the person they're chasing turns on them with a Glock !!

I'll stick to scaring my kids on Halloween !!