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That's the bull #### capital.

During the height of the cartel war, Juarez had the highest murder rate of any city in the world.
What's interesting is despite that, El Paso was and still is one of the safest cities with a population of 500,000-750,000. Due in part to the diligence of our police force and the US Border Patrol.

 

I just got a call from baby mama.

Her: "Your daughter got in trouble for pushing a kid in the lunch line."

Me: "He was probably being a dick."

Her: "It was another girl!"

Me: "Girls can be dicks."

Her: "God, I should send you to the next parent teacher conference."

Me: "What did Lily say?"

Her: "It was an accident. Your kid is a bully!"

Me: "How can she be a bully? She's a shrimp?"

Her: "She's mean as hell sometimes!"

Me: "She gets that from you."

Her: "She gets that from YOU!"

Me: "No she gets the ability to ######## her way out of trouble from me!"

Her: "True, I'll talk to you later, my mouth still hurts." (She got dental work done today).

Kids!!!!!

 

It's the most wonderful time of the year......

 

Got to love the RanchHand on 30 outside of McCannon,id

 

One of the people that I go to church with, have a boy in the army, stationed down there in El Poopo. He's a medic. Which would be useful information for when Lily turns on you.

 

Lol, Lily idolizes me. Some of the bigger kids picked and pushed her around in Pre K and kindergarten so I think she's just letting the world know she's not a pushover anymore. Get tough or die.

 

My FIL asked Pascual Munoz, the company VP why he bought Kenworths again. Pascual said Volvo pissed him off, lol.

 

Kansas City..

what a day...

won't even bother posting the details because most of you wouldn't believe it anyway...night night

 

Keep telling yourself that. My Kasey was like that when she was 6 or so. We have to kick her out at the end of the month. She's pretty messed up on drugs.

 

Best $34 dollars I ever spent was to reserve my spot at the TA in Jessup this morning to find my spot waiting on me earlier. The last spot out of almost 200 and it was waiting on me.