Pedestrian crushed trying to walk under big-rig trailer

Which is why I said "in the making".
The bonehead is still in the hospital,with critical life-threatening injuries...

 

I've had people do that more than once when I was hauling gas to Vegas. They look really surprised when I chew their ### and tell them how many ways they almost died....

 

This same guy, if he had been successful, no doubt would have tried to use this as a pickup line in a bar...

"Hey hun, if you think that's cool, you should've seen what I did one time. I was standing at a corner in Frisco one day and spontaneously decided to jump under a semi truck as it was making a turn. I know, I know. Pretty cool, huh?"

 

Wonder if he told anybody to hold his beer and watch this. . .

 

Not unless he was a tourist from Alberta lol.

 

Oh, I figured he'd be from Alabamie, er one ah them their redneck states!