Powerball jackpot 800 million dollars

I'll buy c r England and turn their fuel card off. Then resign after 1 month

 

I'd buy Coke and hookers

 

I bet if you won, there would be 800 million winners and you'd each get a buck. Minus tax, of course

 

I got tix yesterday when the jackpot was only $700 M.

 

So you're 100 million ahead of me

 

There are so many states in the game I only play when its 250 million or more. I have 20 bucks in the game and if I hit I will disappear forever.

 

This sums it up right here...

 

I'd buy a pound of Marijuana

 

I'd buy lots of bacon, Dr Pepper, and season tickets to the Avalanche

 

I'd buy...... Just give me the ###### money.