you might be a 4 wheeler if...

I kinda knew you did, Roadmedic... but after reading some of the posts here, I'm not sure some of the others may know. I don't want 'em thinking that just because I ask some very naive questions that I'm a total idiot. If you look in my one ear, you do not always see out the other, ya' know. Only sometimes.

 

OK but please give a Big smile and a friendly wave when we pass over the top of you.

 

But I was under the assumption you guys could stop on a dime!!!

I'm a four-wheeler, therefore I am immune to the laws of physics. Didn't you know that?

 

Wait a minute. I think I screwed that up. It would be YOU folks who would be immune from the laws of physics, wouldn't it...

Crap. I don't know WHAT I'm saying. My brain's half asleep.

(It would be a good time to check my ears. You can probably see a clear path from one through the other right now.)

 

Hey we can but we have to see the dime in time to stop on it.

 

Them little suckers are hard to see, especially because all of us dumb truckers are hopped up on no-doze and jolt cola!!

 

Gees, that's why I thought why companies made sure you drivers had lean wallets. They want you poor enough so that you can spot that dime a mile away...

 

Yes but with fuel being so high we dont bother with dimes has to be dollars.And watch out for some of them Company trucks when they cut the speed back they allso cut back on replacing the brakes.

 

Ha Ha yes and most of them dimes have a 4 wheeler stopping are godging them like they do the little furry critters.Whipe out a BMW for a 2 Dollar Mut.

 

You might be a 4-wheeler if you have meet these requirements.
1) You were in Texas today driving south on I-35W heading towards FT.Worth
2) You drive a blue Nissan truck, late 80's to early 90's and is a POS
3) Your a white male thin build, bald, early to late 30's and ugly as sin
4) You were in morning traffic, getting busy, and you had your Black Berry on the steering wheel reading probably the news, while at the same time holding up traffic and becoming a danger to every one around you.

Yes I was the one who drove up next to you you dumb ### blew my highway horn and asked what the heck...

Now lets see why you are this way.

1) The day were born the doctor instead of slapping you on you back side, to give you that initial first breath of new life. He instead slapped your mother, and beat your father for bringing a stupid ### like you into this world.

2) You are denied the right to play with your wifes nipples, so instead you need to play with the one on that Black Berry phone, you know the one you use to navigate areas of the phone..