Found this in my pan during oil change

Never tried Firestones, My carrier swears by them. I'm sticking with Michelin.

I did try some Hankook steers once. I got maybe 80k out of them before the shaking and bouncing from the uneven wear drove me nuts. Good drives,.. but crappy steers.

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Dad gave me a bit of advise once. Said son,.. there is no such thing as chicks with pricks. Just men with tits.

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LOL

Man I really dont want to be honest about this one.

I was about 8 or 9. A friend and I stole some porno mags from his dads stash,.. among them was a "She Male" mag. All I saw was boobies,.. so figured it was as good one to take. We were laughing and making too much noise because they had ding dings. My dad busted us looking at them.

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