UFO sighted at Ripon, CA Flying J

How should I log this? Ya know, in case it happens to me. Don't wanna falisfy my log if it says sleeper, but I'm actually on an alien space ship, the next victim of the alien prober.

 

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Line 12, Holodeck or Line 9, Final Frontier, still another choice is line 14, Kaplaa

 

I think that would be alien probe birth

 

I think your brain got messed up from your time with the crapping Werner Trainer

 

Denny's ICK!! I haven't ate at a Dennys since the fall of 94.
When I stay at Ripon I always go to Esmeralda's restaraunt and drink tequila. I sleep like a little baby

 

I'm thinking you need to spend a few nights in Ripon. Bring your strap-on (camera, fool!). Get some video footage of the night sky and the cracked-out drivers, do a few interviews. Let's see what's really going down! TTR On The Scene With Scottie D!

 

Now everyone knows there's no such thing as a swift driver!

 

The Stealth Fighter and the new Tactical Fighter flew out of Edwards for years before they went into service. UFO sightings are still fun to talk about.

Twice I have seen what I swear was a ghost, but never an honest to goodness flying saucer.

 

And your not going to share?