Schneider's mistreatment to their employees

@mickimause works for me...m

 

Vegetables? Veg-e-te-blessed? VEGETABLES?!!?!?! Do you see floppy ears and a white puffy tail? If you do, great, that's dinner. Feed it your vegetables to fatten him up some. Then break out the shine to make a nice demi-sauce.

If she comes along we might just make it. One competent adult and three overgrown children stand a good chance.

 

My veggies...ie corn is liquid....

 

Corn, more sugar, more sugar, yeast, cook, test, test more, fall down. Get up, test more, Got it. Test more, Now where we goin again? Fall down, sleep for a while

 

Row, row tow your float roughly down the seam to the end zone for a field goal is to birdie....

 

If a canoe drove up in your yard with four flat tires,how many pancakes would it take to cover your doghouse?
None..because ice cream doesn't have bones and you can't sew a button on a bird.

Pass the jug.

 

Wanna bet? Here, hold my beer and watch this.

 

Beer? Lightweight.....

 

If you were the bird, would you rather have the beer drinker or the shine drinker attempting to sew a button onto you? Oh man, PETA will be showing up to this thread soon.

 

This thread is definitely going in the right direction.

@gentleroger thank you for my coffee almost covering my windshield now. But you're absolutely right. My dinner shouldn't be some vegetable. That sounds like my dinner's dinner.