Not again....

Well, with everything that's been happening to that kid.......
LOL...he's the kind that the old timers...the ex drivers turned dispatcher... in the office sit around and talk about..."Well, what did he do today? Nothing? Really? Man, that's great. He's learning."

 

You're not the first guy to get stuck and you won't be the last. You're just the latest .
Hang in there kid, live and learn.

 

Also...remember that you're not really stuck unless they have to disassemble the entire truck and carry all the pieces out of the mud to dry ground one at a time.
Until then, you're not stuck....you're just traction-challenged.

 

You aint gonna fib a hole two inches wide from a unnamed fire hydrant.

 

Only two?

 

I coughed so hard that I pooped a little, last night... had to park at the pump and go get a shower. I know, it's an a-hole move, but when you poop yourself, you gotta wash. You just gotta. It's not optional... I do wish this was a job that I could call off sick from... :-/