Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

You can't be afraid of them virgins barney.
Didn't you once kill a bear with your bare hands?
Skinnin one of them bears shouldn't be too hard.

 

Let's have a Big Snazzy welcome to Knife Edge our newest member and I might add has a very attractive photo. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

The rally was in full swing and I was impressed. Yep, that large pile of timber had been ignited and burned as a gigantic bonfire. A makeshift stage had been erected and a huge cross burned in the distance. Small cinders lit the darkened night like fireflies or lightening bugs. You know, they rose and circled around glowing orange and then disappeared, without a trace. The never ending sky was filled with sparkling stars, as a full moon stood watch. There was a nip of coldness in the air and a steady cool breeze whispered hints of old man winter. Now, half the Idiots were draped in white sheets, complete with white pointy hats with eye holes cut out. The other half were wearing their Nazi uniforms, complete with holstered sidearms, metal helmets and black leather boots. I sat on a stump located behind the crowd and was chewing on a chicken leg. Yep, they had roasted bird, barbecued beef, and assorted side dishes. You know, potato salad, stuffed dressing, including chips and dip. Yep, Life Was Good !

The Sheet whispered, " Your a #### snitch ! "

I froze, " Nick ? "

The Sheet doubled over laughing, " Got you ! How's the grub ? "

I protested, " You scared the hell out of me ! How'd you get in here ? "

Nick thumbed his sheet, " We just strolled in and joined the crowd. Have you found anything out yet ? "

I popped a top, " Yeah ! They've got the ugliest women that I've ever seen ! Man, they made my skin crawl and .... "

Nick rolled his eye slits, " I mean, about the target ! Where are they... "

I took a swig, " No ! They haven't said anything and I was hoping that you might know something. "

Nick dropped his bomb, " Well, it doesn't matter ! We've decided to end it here and get it over with. "

I countered, " Hold it ! You can't be serious ! They've already loaded that tanker and mixed in the diesel. The last thing you want, is to get in a fire fight and ... "

Nick snickered, " I know that ! We'll just sneak out of here and I'll order in an air strike. This whole mountaintop will be blown off the map. "

I rolled my eyes, " That's crazy ! There's women and children here ! Hell I bet, that some of these Idiots aren't even involved. You can't ... "

Nick disagreed, " Screw them ! They decided to be here and .. "

I tried logic, " Alright ! Go ahead and do it ! But, how are you going to explain it and get away with it ? There's noway ! Hell, as many conspiracy nuts and government watch groups there are now ? Think about it ! "

Nick paused, " Well ! Do you have a better idea ? "

I did, " How about this ? I've been doing some thinking and I bet ! Now, I might be wrong, but hear me out. I figure, that Tom will ask me to be apart of this. Here's why ! I'm not a member and never have been ! That snitch Rat Fink, isn't around any more ! I'm expendable and can't be tied back to them. If my remains were to be identified, well so what ! "

Nick got my drift, " You might be right ! Randy couldn't be tied to them and as far, as they know. Well, he's just an ex-con and ... "

I went for the sale, " Give me 24 hours ! If he tries to move that rig, or does anything. Well, just give me time to get out ! "

So, Nick agreed and left me to myself. Well, me and the other thousand Idiots that were there. Now, don't get me wrong. It wasn't that I had a problem with blowing the Meat Heads to Kingdom come. Nope, if I had my way ole Tim Mcvey and folks like him. You know, Idiots that target innocent and decent people, who just happen to be.. We'll, you know what I mean, but if we did the same thing. You know, killing innocent folks and.. Well, you know what I mean, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Well folks i see and read that i should come here and introduce myself.So hello,i'm not sure where to begin.Ok i love bib trucks since was a little girl.Met my husband thru godfather which drove on the east coast.He told my husband take care of that girl if not the CB LINERS will find you.Which no problem 22yrs of good ol' lovin.

 

Well hello Snazzy and thank you for your kind warm welcome..yes you will see me again with a bit of little luck.... ... :O)... so what happens next?

 

Boy Howdy I sure hope Barney has his bomb proof fruit of the looms near by... 'cuz well you know...

 

Let's hope they're a dark color, with room for expansion.. Still here, Snazzy, trying to keep up with these tales!

 

Thanks for story Snazzy....... :O) cant wait till i read again !!!!

 

Let's have a Big Snazzy welcome for pioneergirl, our newest Snazzer. I see that Dukesdad, Knife Edge, Rikdev50's, and Dollylama are still with us. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

I climbed out of the sleeper and sat behind the wheel, as the sun's rays melted away the morning frost. I pulled down the sun visor and checked myself in the mirror. Let's see, Good Morning Handsome ! Comb my hair, yank that nose hair out. OUCH ! Do the armpit sniff test, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, not too bad. Need a little smell good, splash, splash, that's better. Where's my thermos, I got it, here we go, open the door, climb down, sashay, sashay, open the door, down this hall, hang a right, there's the kitchen. Look friendly, smile and nod, there's the urn, twist off the top, push the tab down, drain, drain, a little more, that's it, screw the top back on. Back the way we came, hang a left, open the door, sashay, sashay, open the door, climb in, sit back down, set that there. Where's my mug at ? Crap ! In the sleeper, back in here, there it is, I got it, blow out the dust, sit back down. Crap ! Where's the creme and sugar at ? In the, you know where ! Back in the sleeper, there it is, I got it, sit back down, twist off the top, pour, pour, pour, nice and hot, screw that back on, set it there. One, no, two cremes, tear the tops, sprinkle, sprinkle, thump, thump. Three, no, four sugars, rip the tops, sprinkle, sprinkle, thump, thump. Where's the stir stick ? Oh, CRAP ! Here we go, back again, there it is, I got it. Wait a minute ! I'm not coming back here again ! Is there anything else ? Your such a grump in the mornings. Screw you ! Whose that ? Your buddy Tom and he's headed this way. Look at the Idiot ! Stupid looking, goofy, sorry excuse of a human being. I'd like to shove that silly tooth down his throat ! Be nice, here he comes.

Tom plopped in the passenger seat, " Hey Randy ! How's it going, did you have a good time last night ? "

I lifted my mug, " Do you want some coffee ? "

Tom declined, " No, I'm alright ! Say, I've been thinking and maybe this might interest you. Now, I know that Rat Fink probably didn't mention this, but..."

I jumped in, " Where is Rat ? I haven't seen him and ... "

Tom lied, " He's back in Saint Louis and taking care of some things. Now, here's what I need ! If you can drive that tanker and get it to D.C..."

I chuckled, " You've got to be kidding me ! I checked out that rig and that old Mack tractor won't make it five miles down the road ! It's a piece of crap and I don't see, how you got it up here. "

Tom was shocked, " It drove fine up here ! My driver didn't have a bit of trouble and that's a fact ! "

I countered, " Well, empty and not pulling a load is one thing, but trust me. That junker isn't a highway tractor and ... "

Tom pointed, " Well, how about using this tractor ? You did good with it and it has a sleeper and everything ! "

I agreed, " Yeah, this can do it, but you'll need to do a couple of things. That tanker trailer needs some different decals. You know, they need to match, what's on the truck and another thing. It'll have to have some fresh tags that aren't reported stolen. "

Tom nodded, " That won't be a problem ! I've got girl who works at the DMV and she can get anything we need. We've also got a printer in town and he can make those decals. He does all of our bumper stickers and stuff. What else, can you think of ? "

I pushed my luck, " Well, I'll need you to ride shotgun ! Now, please don't take this the wrong way. Rat told me, that your a stand up guy and ... "

Tom grinned, " You don't trust me ? ####, Randy I .... "

I lied, " It's not that ! I trust you and everything, but .. "

Tom read my mind, " Oh, I get it ! Your worried, about getting busted, or getting blown up. Listen, to me ! All you have to do is drive that rig to DC and that's all ! If I had a CDL, or someone that wasn't ... Well, someone with some balls ! I bet, five Meat heads volunteered, but you know how that goes. When it comes down to it... "

I agreed, " I know, what you mean ! Good help is hard to find and .. "

Tom gave in, " Alright ! I'll ride shotgun with you and don't worry. Do you see this ? It's the remote trigger and what sets those blasting caps off. Yep, all I have to do is push this button and ... "

I beat him to it, " KABOOM ! "

So, he made a couple of phone calls and we got to know each other. Yep, the more he carried on. You know, about white power, n-words, greasers, Jews, and such. Well, screw him ! Yep, he was one sick, crazy, sicko, full of crap, hate filled, and ... Well, you know what I mean, as Life Goes On. Now, a warning, about the next post. It may be too graphic for children under 21 and don't stand too close to the screen.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

You better get your hands on that remote control Barney...

 

Well i think we are all over 21......... so..? lol