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Has anyone seen my Girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by haz-matguru, Jul 29, 2017.

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  1. Jul 30, 2017 #61
    haz-matguru

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    I ordered a half gallon of white gravy and nine biscuits this morning. Then I realized I had no one to share it with.

    I'm gonna turn w. Memphis upside down looking for roxanne. All I'm left with is the bib from our last all you can eat buffet. Man these sauce stains look like her face almost.
     
    haz-matguru, Jul 30, 2017
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  3. Jul 30, 2017 #62
    A21CAV

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    Might have some good news for you! There's breaking news out of Texarkana about a house move gone wrong. One of the big houses on steel rails creeping down the road. Seems they were going past a barbeque place and the house climbed off the rails and order 37 full racks of ribs.

    Frank
     
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  4. Jul 30, 2017 #63
    1 lost man

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  5. Jul 30, 2017 #64
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    those are farm girls out there a good one to get piss one off she will whoop your ###
     
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  7. Jul 30, 2017 #65
    STexan

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    Maybe. But it's like she was abducted by space aliens while at the Ford Modeling Agency and they just perfected her some more than dropped her off there in the middle of nowhere. Didn't look like any farm girl I've ever seen ... not even a "hot farm girl" or "hot rodeo chick" could hold a candle to this one. Can't get that image out of my head. She probably had a lot of Native American Indian in her based on her long black hair down to her waist, and other features I noticed.
     
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  8. Jul 30, 2017 #66
    haz-matguru

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    Maybe I should go to farmersonly.com and find me a country gal
     
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  9. Jul 31, 2017 #67
    haz-matguru

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    After a weekend of searching high and low. I have finally found my Gal. And she came back with a suprise!
     
    haz-matguru, Jul 31, 2017
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  10. Jul 31, 2017 #68
    Spaz

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    A extra hundred pounds?
     
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  11. Jul 31, 2017 #69
    dngrous_dime

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    At that point, would you even notice????
     
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  12. Jul 31, 2017 #70
    Spaz

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    Legs go numb a bit faster when she sits on your lap........ Might even hear something crack
     
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