Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

What a tale.... It sounds like u spent more time being harrassed by l.e.o.'s than actually being one. I have spent many hours reading threads on this board and like many others, I'm willing to bet, the majority of that time has been spent being drawn into this story. Truth, fiction, or a bit of life told with artistic license, thank you for sharing your experiences with us.
Well time to mount up again, there's work to be done.

 

Well here we go........... jump on for the ride of your life ...... hummmm yeah Big Duker im with you on that .....sounds kinda fishy dont it ...... more like oh my what a show !

 

I just wonder if Ed is getting ready to set 'Ol Barney Goose up for another fall...

 

Well barney is in northern occupied Mexico... Hummm Taco's sounds like my last trip down that way...LMAO At least Barney can get some shut eye before his next run, if he will only just sleep but we all know how he is ... Look out 'cus Big Duker can't be far from the mark.

 

First, let's have a Big Snazzy welcome to Wenger, our newest Snazzer. Big Duker sees Mexican jail or possibly an international incident. Knife and Rikdev agree. Kenmar senses a Goose falling or possible setup. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

The pain shot through my guts like being speared in the belly. My mind voices immediately sprung into action. You know, red alert and all hands on deck. Of course, half of them were still deep in slumber. I kicked off the covers and sat up. Let's see, no visible bloody wounds. Good ! No signs of shotgun blast. Good ! I can move my legs. Good ! ####, that hurts like hell ! Not Good ! I'm sweating and running a fever. Bad ! Medic mind voice gave an update. Yep, it was a bad case of die rear and quick action was required. This was probably due to those crumb pets. Remember ? You ate all them and then were bound up for a day or two. Yep, then them tacos must of ... Danger ! Danger ! Poop Alert ! Crap is trying to ooze out ! Quickly, Barney Goose ! Find a toilet or a major mishap is about to occur ! Oh, gees ! Yep, there was no time to waste, so an emergency plan was quickly thrown together. I slipped on my bluejeans and pull over shirt, along with my Hushed Puppies. You know, the ones that didn't have shoestrings. I gently climbed out of Ol' Blue and started sashaying towards it. You know, that Port-of-Potty that was clear across the drop yard. It appeared to be a mile's distance away, but the only chance we had. Now I couldn't run, because the risk was too great. You know, jiggling and bouncing things around. Matter of fact, I couldn't even sashay. Yep, I was doubled over, with one hand holding my belly and the other stuck up my crack. You know, to keep stuff held back and prevent any leakage. Sweat poured down my face and into my eyes. The last few steps were the hardest. You know, it was like I was trying to hold an apple between my knees. Well, in a way, I guess, that I was. What a deal !

Anyway, the blue plastic door was open, so I dropped my drawers and took a seat on the thrown. The explosion lifted me upwards and burned my bo bo. Yep, this wasn't your ordinary crap and that was for sure. Now, it had turned dark or was close to dusk. You know, the sun had gone down, but it was still light enough. You know to see around, without a flashlight. Well, that is, if I didn't shut that door. So, I left it cracked open and gawked around. Of course inside there, wasn't much to see. Yep, a 4'X4', six foot, plastic booth, with a toilet and plastic sink. I did spy, where the toilet paper, should of been. Yep, that's where it is suppose to be, but ... What's was that ? What ? That ! I don't know ! There it goes again. Yeah, I saw it that time. What is it ? Here, I can lean forward and crack that door a little. Yeah, that's better ! Oh, my God ! We've got to get out of here ! Get the hell up ! I can't ! We're not finished yet ! Screw you ! Get the hell up and get out of here. Now ! Right now ! We can't ! Look ! Let me wiggle things loose and ... SCREW YOU ! We have fresh drawers and can always take a shower. Now, get me the hell out of here ! So, I pulled up my jeans and headed out the door. Well actually, I flew out the door and did the jitterbug. You know, like that bear did a long time ago. Yep, I stomped around and checked myself over. Of course, I couldn't see any of them and maybe things were alright. Well as stood there, is when I noticed the sign. Yep, bigger than life, someone had drawn skull and bones, in a red marker. You know, the international sign of poison and death. I wonder, why I didn't see that ? Well, the door was open ! Remember ? Yeah, your right and this is just my luck. #### ! What are we going to do now ? Oh, I just thought of something. I never saw anyone go near that thing. I bet, those dock hands knew all about this ! Hell, they should of warned me ! Well, they did, or someone did ! It's not their fault that your too stupid to... Hey ! It's no ones fault ! Stuff happens and that's life. The main thing is, to not let it happen to anyone else.

So, I sashayed back to Ol' Blue and sat behind her wheel. You know, that's where we do our best thinking at. My mind voices all spoke at once, as ideas flew through my mind. Let's see, there's no need to panic. Maybe there's nothing to worry about ! I mean, we weren't in there that long and what are the odds ? Keep dreaming ! You just sat in den of crabs ! What are the odds, he says. What an Idiot ! Would ya'll quit it ! Let's decide, what we need to do and do it ! Alright ! Here's what I think. We can go back there and get us a clean change of drawers. I can change into them and throw these away. I'll stay out of the bunk and once our trailer gets here. Well, we can hook onto it and hit the first truckstop. You with me so far ? Then, we can take a shower and check things out. You know, to see if things are alright. If there's a problem, we can deal with it then. There's no sense in getting all worked up ! Yep, we've been in worse situations and this isn't any big deal. You Idiot ! NO BIG DEAL, HE SAYS ! Those things carry diseases and multiply like flies. We'll be lucky they don't chew our balls off and give us some kind of sip-less or gang-green ! Man, this is awful and ... Hey ! There's our trailer ! He's pulling in and we can get going. What a deal, as Life Life Goes On.

Nightie Night Snazzers and Happy Turkey Day, your Snazy1.

 

Time to fumigate Ol Barney Goose...

 

Hello,

Ya i read your story it was very interested. It is a good you like toys.I enjoy you alreadyI sell old toys so maybe I understand.Gotta love tin toys from the 60's Thanks........

 

Well what to do........ oH and we have TP to ........great news .............

 

hi I am Spider , I am a Professional tourist with a ###### travel agent

 

Well we've all been there... Yuck.... Wash up fast, faster that fast