Deaths loom over self-defense laws

What do you mean my, "brakes are out of adjustment"? Sounds like you're threatening my livelyhood Mr. DOT.

BAM!

Take that Mr. DOT!

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! CLICK... CLICK...

 

Actually, I'd rather use a cattle prod on them...would give me more satisfaction.

Plus, wouldn't want to waste the lead & have to clean my gun afterward.

 

I'm thinkin' --- RMedic, ........
According to shippers, receivers and dispatchers,
your assessment is correct.
Through Rain, Sleet, Snow and The Dead In The Night ---
The Load MUST Go Through & Be Delivered (On Time).

Or, sumthin' like that.

RELOAD!
Deliver that coup-de-grace. :smt071

There's Speed RACER, ----- and there's
Speed LOADER. (For Double Actions Only)

See?
lilillill has it down.
No time-outs.
On time -- EVERYtime.
Runnin' outta ammo is NOT an option.
Well, ......... I reckon it'd be acceptable for the bad guy
to have an empty chamber ---
even if they're fully loaded.
But I'm thinkin' I'd rather be loaded on bullets,
and let them be loaded on their drug-de-jour.

One Pill Makes You Larger
and
One Pill Makes You Small ................
(I wonder if Grace Slick had that in mind when she
sang those lyrics?)
Hoo nose? :smt102

 

Not quite the kind of threat I was talking about. Sorry for not being more clear for those that cannot seem to figure things out on their own.

I meant threat of bodily harm. That's why I mentioned the bad guy making you DRT. I certainly didn't mean non-violent threats. Now, while I'm positive you knew that, I figured I should make things very clear for you so there's no mistake. Please let me know if I can break it down further for you folks whose comprehension levels prompted warnings, such as, "Do not use this hair dryer while showering.".

 

Hmmmmmmm
Define "waste" lead, Studebaker.

Remember,
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

And who can forget what the Beatles sang -------
Happiness Is A Warm Gun.
And, I suspect, so is a CLEAN gun.
Come on now!
Let's get HAPPY.

Lay Your Finger
Upon My Trigger ....................
Squeeze Me Light
And Avoid A Fight ...................
* I just made that up *

 

I read and I heed those warnings, Joe.
No more hair dryers in the shower for ME.
NopE!
Now I use 'em in the bath tub, instead.

As for my lawnmower ---
Do NOT Insert Fingers Under Mower
When Blade Is In Motion.
Does that mean I should stop pushin' my mower
before I insert my fingers under it?
Kinda hard to do that with both hands on the push bar,
anyway.

 

I was only referring to the poster who mentioned the florida law.

It makes no difference to me either way.

And if you can't see the humor, let me know, I spell it for those that can't.

 

If you come to my house,and I don't come to the door and invite you to "come in" and you come in anyway, you have a problem!!!!! my ex-brother in law found that out, luckey man, only cost him two weeks in the hospital. a robber wouldm't be that lucky.No one has permession to enter my home without permission, nobody. not friends, family, or anyone else. and they have been told the results. its posted in my front yard and on my door. the police tried to make me take them down. no luck. signs stay up!!!!!