Carrying firearms in a truck

It gets dark early. You need something to light up the night. Be sure you use tracers.

 

The only problem is that ammo starts to get VERY expensive after just a minute or two.

 

So does crime and welfare.

 

That's why I prefer to have a Chuck Norris guarding everything

 

Amen brother.

 

I considered a Chuck Norris, but I think I'd prefer a
Wonder Woman.
MayBE, even bionic.

 

I have quit carrying HE AP rounds though.

 

Good thought, but they only work when you sleep, so therefore having a woman don't help much as one of you is sleeping while the other works, but with Chuck he does not sleep, he waits

 

Don't Mess With Texas (Rangers).

NO!
Not the baseball team.

 

I started a thread of the Chuck Norris saying that I think is in the Jokes section. My kids turned me on to a couple of sites that list all sorts of lines like that one. That stuff just had me laughing my backside off!