Former Porn Star Working at Elementary School

Crystal Gunns left
"in good STANDINGS"?
Hmmmmmmm

Obviously she can handle ANY
position.
At least she didn't take all this
laying down, and displayed token
resistance.

I'm thinkin' next, she ought try for
swimmin' instructor with an emphasis on
high-flotation devices.
You know, to keep her head above water.

 

And the Principal's response? "Thanks for the mammaries."

 

You're KILLIN' me here, L&F.
YeS you ARE!

 

She left in good standing? I doubt that she was standing at all

 

The funny thing is, back in my single days, the freakest women I met were school teachers. And I can say first hand, she was anything but an exception. If the schools of the women I was with knew what I did they would flip. Funny how those teachers can judge in such a way.

 

I don't get it... Whats the Gunns stand for, Does she do a lot of curl's???

Oh, wait!


I get it now... Um, Excuse me for a few!!!

 

HeY!
Is her top a fishnet?
I sure hope it doesn't snare a
porkus.