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Going over the GWB pulling double 53-footers would be scary!

 

I actually hauled a load of TP from a carrier drop yard to a grocery warehouse in Florida. Can't remember what the load weight was. If I remember correct it was around 14,000 pounds.

 

They fit in right in the center. Didn’t you see them? I told my wife that I read Playboy for the fantastic journalism so she cut out all of the pictures so they wouldn’t distract me from my reading.

 

So triple 53s then. Probably need a special permit for that.

 

Nah, call X1 Heavy. He's probably done it before.

 

I found a used one in a lounge at Love's. There were splatters of motor oil all over the centerfold of the Peterbilt.

 

You just need a police escort,you know,the kind where you don't stop for nothing. Run through red lights,hit a car? Keep on going. The cops are clearing the road and intersections.

 

Thassrite driverrr.
I'll call the Marshalls if they try to stop me!

 

According to the American Male Urology Clinic.. that's true in all of us.