you might be a 4 wheeler if...

LOL Last week this happened to me, a stupid taxi driver just sits in middle of the white line on a well known truck exit street (Road was widened last year) and truck driver just sat there had a smoke waiting for taxi to back up.. He rolled window down and lit up

If I'm on a well known truck detour I usually stop a few feet from the line so those hook turns don't have me backing up..

 

You might be a 4-wheeler if, you see a sign on the interstate that says construction 4 miles ahead, left lane closed, merge right and you drive 4 1/2 miles ahead and automatically expect people to let you merge when you were too stupid and arrogant to do it when the sign warned you.