Won't be seeing THIS in America.

The new fad is "Build a Bear". Women flocked to the malls with kids in tow. They ran out, kids were crying, etc., etc. Gotta spoil the little darlings. Can't wait a week and teach them patience. Of course, the bimbos want bragging rights that THEY got their kid one. Idiots.

 

I threw mine in Lake Erie. I think it dissolved.

 

That’s nothing. I work with folks that in the same amount of time could crank their truck, get their bills, hook up and be headed down the road oblivious to all the DOT violations. They juggle cell phones, iPods and bags of chips headed down the highway. Take that, China!!!

 

Might not see it but thats cause. We were smart "everyone knows that" We use words but only the best words. Plus were tired of winning.

 

Let's not forget the juggling of piss bottles! lol

 

I outsourced my rubiks cube solving to China 15 years ago. Took this kid long enough.

 

That was a promotion, "Pay your weight". I neither knew nor cared how much a Build-a-Bear cost, but for some people it was like a 75-90% discount.

So it WAS a deal. But it got nuts.

 

People live in tents for days waiting for Black Friday. They could be working and making much more than they would ever save on the product.