Call your wife and tell her shortly after you got married you hooked up with her best friend.
The crazed squawking that you will hear will drown out any bullets anywhere.
And then after you get off the phone with her, the things that she will threaten to do to you, those bullets will sound like crickets to you.
You'll doze off to sleep peacefully because you'll figure if one of them actually hit you you might be better off.
How To Get Good Sleep At Truckstop?
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The FBI Reports Military Gang Members Are Funneling Heavy Weapons To The Streets
If you think gang members stop being loyal to their set/gang just cause they joined up,you would be sadly mistaken. Not all stop. Just like if you think someone in the military cant be bought. Stuff goes missing quite often. I bet things still get "misplaced" "lost" or the old "fell off the truck".
Buy the shooters a bag of potatoes, and some steel wool. Its a organic silencer. lol
I kid! I kid!
That fails....ear plugs rev your truck and aim at the idiots. ear plugs so you dont have to hear them scream. Once again....I jest.
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Looks like the Taliban must have been having auditions!
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I suggest you look that up before you come to illinois with one!! LoL
Max punishment if you get caught is 10 years jail and $250,000 fine
I will give you that with a class 3 permit AND you're a licensed gun dealer WITH a storefront shop you MIGHT be able to procure oneWargames Thanks this. -
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