Washing Your Truck on the Fuel Island

im kinda guilty on account that when ever my pops and i stoped for fuel id dust off the wheels and tires mudflaps while checking the tires for air id even clean the windsheild and side glass and visor but i was quick about it .

 

I carry a small bottle of Dawn in my door pocket expressly for washing the windshield. A small dab on the squeegee cleans the bugs off and emulsifies any diesel left behind by some ###### who washed his tanks with it.

 

Flag what?? that stop never happened, my thermos grows coffee on its own, and i got that burger from the drive-thru!!!

 

I was fueling at the Gary, In TA one day and the guy fueling next to me whipped out his pecker and started whizzing on his drive tires...The bathroom was what, 50 yards away?

 

my instructor was telling me that some guys are so lazy that they wont even get out of the truck they just go #1 in a funnel,tube,jug thing or just a funnel and tube that is run threw the shifter boot,NNNNNAAASSSSTTTTTYYYYY!

 

well I'm guilty of that. I've been at this living thing for a while, and the old prostate gland ain't what it used to be..so I keep a jug around for that middle of the night "holy sh** I gotta pee" episode. Ain't no way I'm gonna be able to get dressed, lace up my work boots, and walk the 200 yards through the parking lot without pissing myself. So I keep a jug. In the morning I discreetly carry it to the back of my trailer and dump it out in the grass.

 

well its one thing if you have issues with your prostate, but if your just to lazy and there is nothing wrong with you then there should be no reason to at least make it outside the truck to take a leak

 

That will get you an indecent exposure charge, my friend. And that's nothing to laugh at at this day and age. They can put you on a nasty list, post your picture on a web site, and for the next 30 years people are spray painting "PERVERT" and "CHILD MOLESTER" on your house and vehicles. I was listening to the radio one day and a guy called in who was living this scenario because he had too many beers at an outdoor festival and whizzed on a tree because the line at the port-a-john was too long. Wound up on the predator list, and it doesn't say what you did to get on that list.

 

Quart size ZipLock Freezer bags work so much better