What if it Snows?

Nice poem, though.

 

If a piss bottle is tossed in the middle of the night, does it make a sound?

 

He’s a poet and didn’t know it!!

 

Serves that driver right.

Never EVER try to cut off a cactus.

 

Dude, there was some lady that got a stainless steel straw impaled in her eye and died.
Seems the folks in the mother country have gone stainless.
Trendsetters.
Not exactly on topic, but nevertheless.
Heard it on Rush Limbaugh today.
Couldn't stop laugh......I mean crying.

 

On a weather related note, my brother sent me this screen shot of the storm he drove through today from Amarillo to Lubbock. Notice the wind is coming straight down and spreading 360°? He said the straight line winds were taking rooster tails off northbound trucks clear across the 50' median and blinding him with a flood of water on the windshield.

I feel extra special bad for him for two reasons. First, although I begged him not to do it, he bought my POS truck. He's already spent more in repairs than the truck was worth and more is coming. I wanted to sell it to a salvage guy.

Second, I haven't consulted MyRadar in months. Maybe to see how comfy I will sleep tonight in SoCal. The weather is ####ing perfect. Yeah, but then there are earthquakes.

 

Its called upbringing. Some parents just dont care to bring their kids up with proper manners.