What if it Snows?

Tucker was just telling a story about Beer in here.... it was a good one. He was pulling an slightly overweight load of beer and the DOT stopped him. They were tipped off by a stripper who was angry that Tucker wouldn’t marry her and her Mother and live in a three way situation.

DOT said he could drink all the overweight beer and if he still passed a breathalyzer he could go free. Tucker said fine, but we gotta put $100 on it as well. Tucker drank 12 cases of beer, without puking, blew 0.0 and then went and had makeup sex with stripper. Used the $100 to help homeless kids. What a man!

 

Excellent combination.

 

F — gonna have to tell GMT to get your leash back on

 

Alright. I’m done with The Tale of outlaw Zucchini trucker Tucker.

Oooh ZTT. Gotta ring to it.

Dave will probably have me banned from this thread if I don’t stop and get a life.

 

Very well could get a visit from Uncle Jack tonight — helped do a 200yd flat work pour today

 

Tooth should quit bothering you shortly!

 

Clove oil works really well on dental nerve pain. So does CBD oil. Might want to skip that @tucker #ZTT

 

Just got back in the truck.

She’s still sleeping.

 

Is she kicking her feet like a cat does when it’s dreaming about the beach?

 

F — all I wanted to do is enjoy a couple beers and I got on TTR — bad mistake